1.  I have noticed an odd and slightly depressing phenomon in my blogging. On the days when I write something that I think is pithy and fun and well, just sort of super awesome, I totally expect that I’ll immediately get comments. Lots and lots of comments. And then? I don’t. Conversely, there are those times when I type random babble and people come of the woodwork to comment. WHY IS THIS? What’s the trick? Have you solved the secrets of the fire swamp? If so, please, have some pity on my poor soul and share them with me. Because I? Clearly don’t know how to write for an audience AT. ALL. Which is a bad thing if, like me, you dream of writing a novel that is read by someone other than a family member.

2. Speaking of novel writing, I do believe that my dear friend AprilMay has come up with a Genius Idea. In response to my pathetic whining on Monday about the Colossal Suckitude That Was My Nano Novel, she suggested that this year we do our own modified version of NaNo. (“NaNo” being National Novel Writing Month, of course.) Our version, currently dubbed “MamaNaNo”, would be the busy mom’s approach to novel writing. Instead of trying to pound out 50,000 words in 30 days our goal would be a solid outline for a novel and a couple of good opening chapters. Anyone interested in joining us?

3. Helpful Financial Tip of The Day: If you have plans to sell stocks, just check with me on when we are selling some, and then sell yours a week later. I guarantee, the price WILL go up. Like for instance today the stock we have lots of (because it’s Hubby’s company and they give them to him for bonuses and whatnot) went up a whole whopping lot today – a week or so after we sold a bunch. DOH. Of course this experience positively pales in comparison to the time back in 2000 when Hubby was putting in a sell order and HE wanted to sell LOTS and *I* was all “No, we should hold our stocks LONGER and let them go UP more” and so he only sold what we needed to buy a piano. Well wouldn’t you know but just a few days later the whole tech bubble burst and BAM down went all our stocks, never to see those prices again. I? Would make a HORRIBLE stock broker.

4. R~ has been invited to be part of a reading-tutor type group three mornings a week before school. On the one hand, it’s nice they are making extra efforts to help my kid. On the other hand, it means she’ll lose an hour of sleep, three days a week. Which doesn’t seem ideal during cold/flu season. Also it means she’ll be sitting at a desk that much longer too. And it will wreck havoc on our morning schedule because I’ll still have to get Zeeb on the bus at the usual time. Doing “what’s best” for your kid isn’t always so easy to figure out.

5. The vet just called. Happy, our collie, is there for the day, getting up to date on shots and tests and getting groomed. Like a spa day for dogs. Only a lot less fun. Well it turns out when they did the heartworm test she came back “lyme positive”. Meaning a tick with lyme disease bit her. Caught completely by surprise (I didn’t even know they were testing for lyme disease) I didn’t think to ask if this means she HAS lyme disease, or was just exposed to it? Then the vet went on to say they could vaccinate her for lyme disease. I didn’t say yes, because I just read an article this morning about how pets are way over vaccinated and how some of the vaccines can actually cause cancer and stuff in dogs and cats. Also I thought I heard that the lyme disease vaccination was only like 50% effective. Should I call back and tell them to give it to her? What do you other east coast pet-owners do? (There’s no lyme disease in the Pacific Northwest. Thus why I’ve never had to think about this stuff before. I tell you, it’s a land flowing with milk and honey, Washington state is. Well, rain and honey is probably more accurate. But you get the idea.)

6. I’ve about had it up to HERE with the bugs already. Stink bugs, giant bees, swarms of ants, beetle looking things with wiggly antenae (killed one in my kitchen this morning) and now lyme disease carrying ticks. I’d say it’s about time for a good hard frost to kill them all off, wouldn’t you?

7. Maybe I’m not quite ready for frost and snow. But I am ready for November. I kind of hate Halloween. All the stressing over putting together costumes and the massive consumption of candy (mine and the kids’) and all the icky scary evil crap in every store and on every other house we go by. Just not my thing. But Thanksgiving? Relaxed family time with no gift-giving stress or special clothing requirements? Now that’s a holiday I look forward to.

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